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This article was previously published in Incite Journal and The Guildford Dragon. A few weeks ago I was adrift amongst the aisles of Marks & Spencer. I don’t get paid very much, my rent is high, and my trousers had rips in all the wrong places. I was contemplating whether or not I could justify buying a new pair. I decided that I could proceed in three ways: